THE REAL CATNIP HAS ARRIVED! Or BRETT'S ICONIC COMIC CAT BRITTEN POUNCES INTO CRYPTO!

Where it all began
I'M BRITTEN, THE ILLEST CAT TO EVER GRACE THE CRYPTO SCENE. BRETT CREATED ME IN HIS ICONIC COMIC AND NOW I'M MAKING MY DEBUT WITH THIS DOPE TOKEN.
I MAY BE JUST A HOUSE CAT BUT I STUDIED UP ON BLOCKCHAIN BY WATCHING BRETT CODE ALL DAY. HERE'S WHY MY CRYPTO IS THE CATNIP:
I'M BRITTEN, THE ILLEST CAT TO EVER GRACE THE CRYPTO SCENE. BRETT CREATED ME IN HIS ICONIC COMIC AND NOW I'M MAKING MY DEBUT WITH THIS DOPE TOKEN.
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POWERED BY GOOD VIBES, PURRS AND FURRY SNUGGLES
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YOUR INVESTMENT IS SECURED IN THE SAFEST LITTER BOX, GUARDED BY YOURS TRULY
Taxes
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0%
Buy Tax
COME JOIN MY CREW OF CRYPTO BALLERS FOR FREE
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0%
Sell Tax
BUT YOU'D NEVER WANNA DITCH THIS LITTY PARTY!
Tokenomics
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TOTAL SUPPLY: 100 MILLION TOKENS
LISTEN UP BROKE BOYS! BRETT DIDN'T MESS AROUND WITH THIS ONE. HE DROPPED THE ENTIRE 100 MILLION TOKEN SUPPLY STRAIGHT INTO ONE GIGANTIC INDUSTRIAL-SIZED LITTER BOX!
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REAL COMIC CAT GUARDING THE STACK
YOUR INVESTMENT SECURED IN A MEGA LITTER BOX THAT I GUARD FEROCIOUSLY. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOUR INVESTMENT IS SECURED ON SUPER LOCKDOWN. I GAVE IT 25 PAWS UP CAUSE THIS IS AUTHENTIC HIGH-QUALITY CATNIP!
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POSITIVE VIBES AND PURRS POWER THE TOKEN
POWERED BY POSITIVE VIBES, PURRS AND FUZZY SNUGGLES WHAT DRIVES THE BRITTEN TOKEN? ТОЛЬКО GOOD VIBES ONLY, THAT'S WHAT! THIS CRYPTO RUNS ON PURE POSITIVE ENERGY, WARM PURRS, AND CUDDLY KITTY SNUGGLES.
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NO TAX, ALL RELAXATION
LISTEN UP BROKE BOYS, BRITTEN DON'T DO NO TAXES! THIS IS A TAX-FREE ZONE! THAT'S RIGHT PLAYERS, WITH THE BRITTEN TOKEN THERE'S ZERO TAXES OF ANY KIND TO STRESS OVER. NO BUY TAXES, NO SELL TAXES, NO NUTHIN'!
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THIS IS JUST THE START OF MY LEGENDARY TAKEOVER! BRITTEN IS ABOUT TO POUNCE ON THE WHOLE CRYPTO GAME WITH ME, THE OFFICIAL COMIC CAT, LEADING THE CHARGE. NO WEIRD FAKE KITTIES HERE, I'M THE REAL MCCOY STRAIGHT FROM MATT FURIE'S MIND. GET READY FOR INSANE PROFITS, ENDLESS CAT TOYS, AND A FIERCE FELINE GUARDING YOUR CRYPTO STASH. DON'T GET RUGGED, INVEST IN THE LEGIT CATNIP! MEOWZA!